Roosevelt used to fall asleep on the phone with me after about 10 hours on the phone (I used to get an ear infection from having the phone pressed to my ear for so long) and when he would drift off to sleep I would start whispering in a deep voice to him "I'm Barry White and you're going to be a lady tonight"..... one time he woke up while I was whispering that to him and he freaked out and was all "WHAT THE FUCK????"
Imma go out on a limb and say that never happened.
lol...... lying on the internet.......... have some fucking self respect bitch.