pffft

rubbish

it happened

only guy I've ever talked to on the phone for so long

why is that such a fantastical story to you? It's a pitiful story yes, but fantastical? no.

in highschool there was a guy who used to call me and then say "Is this dial an argument?" Then when he had fully pissed me off he'd say, "I'll be over in 10 mins"