wellllll.......

i gotta say, your interpretation of the size of my genitalia is basically spot on.

I am literally exactly that size..... approximately 2 foot in diameter and about 20 feet in length.

but it is more of a curse then anything.


I mean, I need to employ an intricate system of pullys and out board motors inorder to simply shoot out a couple porn puddles in the sink while I stare directly into the mirror, never breaking gaze with my reflection.