Quote Originally Posted by fanfare View Post
this will be the first of several new posts by, me.

first, i want to worship, the follow:

Doctor Remulak

the biggest buddy you can expect to find in your front seat, on the way to taco bell, to order a seven layer burrito for your big buddy, while waiting for fresh weed.

Doctor Remulak

the good friend you initially didn't really like, got to know a little bit better, began to respect, started to worship.

Doctor Remulak

what a particularly good critter friend. great times.. lots of jokes, positive and negative rep, alike, not as horrible as you might think, i prefer.

Doctor Remulak

a swell poster, always likes a good name drop thread, prolly ctrl+f's faster than your mom, loves a good chat on tinychat with girls with fattie boobs.

Doctor Remulak

dates my girlfriend's friend. loves to troll. knows how to play the system right. is in kahootz with the head honcho jew max goldberg.. very knowledgable about law, mothers, and websites.

Doctor Remulak

the best of the best. number one priority. love him to death. stopped being a girl for him. am myself now.. wish him the best. where is he? i love you to pieces. i--am--you.. i love you. let me be yours.

Doctor Remulak

what an ironic twist of fate you would start to post number one quality threads. terrific stickys. i love that you post. thanks for letting me be a part of your forum. im enjoying a peppermint mocha at starbcusk just for you. thanks.

Doctor Remulak

where did you go? are you still posting here? you know you were my favorite lurker right? you were very msyterious?

Doctor Remulak

i dont know anything about this poster.

Doctor Remulak

did i get the name right?

Doctor Remulak

i already said you but ill say it again. your name is two syllables. if you disagree, compare it to your favorite KFC mascot, the colonel. oh wait, do you pronounce it 'kernel' or 'call, oh, nell' ? you say kernel. fuck what the dicitonary says. also, think about how 'stevey os' literlaly makes no fucking sense. windows 8 for life bro. cant wait for windows 9.

Doctor Remulak

good old man. went to my best friends wedding. went to a long term friend's wedding in utah. problly responsbile for the CT massacre today. thanks for helping me come up with this frantic, life-falling-apart posting style. i appreciate it, man. sufi. (jon knows what that is)

and last bot not least,

Doctor Remulak

legendary poster.

oh and,

Doctor Remulak

a good friend.
I am Doctor Remulak.