mario

[maks]

start drinking espressos that shit kicks in right away. i can't function without my morning cappucino

oh believe me I've drank espressos but I like having my coffee cup with me at all times because I have to constantly pick it up and put it down and risk spilling it becauise that's fun it adds some much needed excitement to an otherwise humdrum job

as oposed to being bruned alive u heartless fuck????/

or stomped to death by an asian woman in high heels