we watched 'Troy' on dvd on the 60 inch TV

[maks]

every woman on the planet says she's on the pill barry

half of them "forget" to take a pill or two, then gg you're a dad

wisdom itt. listen to this man, tim.

i know that feel b

gushing my cum just inside her lips and a little outside then having her best friend/twin sister eat her out uhhhhnnnn

[blumpkin blownuts]

you never take a girl's word for it barry, it's not that hard to pull out just to be safe

what about when she demands you cum inside her is that bad news? i was actually counting her bc pills before we would fuck to see if she was taking them but not every time, and i was afraid to do it

[maks]

what about when she demands you cum inside her is that bad news? i was actually counting her bc pills before we would fuck to see if she was taking them but not every time, and i was afraid to do it

demand or request? when a chick starts demanding anything at all I'm out the door

[blumpkin blownuts]

"i want you to do it while you're inside me"
is what she said, and she was pretty firm about it. made me not want to and my dick was all desensitized from j/o too much anyway so it wasn't worth letting me fuck on her for an hour and finally it caused her to dump me
i probably dodged a bullet though this is the one who was half-itallian half-lebbo and her hairy pussy smelled like armpits. tasted like a regular pussy though

[blumpkin blownuts]

i like demanding chicks if im tied down and we're playing that way
but i prefer to do the tying down and commandign

[Genital Doli]

General Doli had sex with Hitler and got pregnant, then What Stalin would do?

I am having Hitlers babey

[maks]

"i want you to do it while you're inside me"
is what she said, and she was pretty firm about it. made me not want to and my dick was all desensitized from j/o too much anyway so it wasn't worth letting me fuck on her for an hour and finally it caused her to dump me
i probably dodged a bullet though this is the one who was half-itallian half-lebbo and her hairy pussy smelled like armpits. tasted like a regular pussy though

yeah I would have kicked her to the curb as soon as I shot my wad (on the sheets). you know a bit about my personality from having posted with me for so many years, the parts of my posting style where I don't respond well to demands and expect respect from the people I interact with are not gimmicks.

[maks]

i like demanding chicks if im tied down and we're playing that way
but i prefer to do the tying down and commandign

maybe I'm weird but I never get sick of plain old missionary style fucking, I don't get people who are into all this rioleplaying shit it just seems like a lot of work to get to the same end result

[blumpkin blownuts]

it's a fetish, and unfortunately it can be alot harder for fetishist to climax when not engaging in it

[blumpkin blownuts]

you don't even let the girl be on top? changing up pisitions has been helpful, for me and my partners anyway

[blumpkin blownuts]

i have some pretty twisted fetishes myself, im trying to decide if i should elaborate

[maks]

I prefer she be on top if I'm drunk but that's a practical thing it doesn't turn me on any more or less than plain old sex

[rubycalaber]

i have some pretty twisted fetishes myself, im trying to decide if i should elaborate

you met up with ramen which is the sickest thing possible and we still like you so feel free to share

[maks]

"going out to meet a butt licker from the internet mom, don't wait up!"

[timmy]

wisdom itt. listen to this man, tim.

i understand women lie all the time but hey this girl has to be in france for studies shes doing lots of uni work and her parents would probably disown her if she got pregnant to some chicken farmer in oz...

i know that feel b

yea first time u do it it ruins sex forever

[Desolation]

Good shit barry fam, loving those details bruh

[maks]

i understand women lie all the time but hey this girl has to be in france for studies shes doing lots of uni work and her parents would probably disown her if she got pregnant to some chicken farmer in oz...

I'm not even saying she's lying, maybe she forgot, maybe it just didn't work, etc. Don't put your life in the hands of someone you barely know.

[timmy]

im pretty sure my being a chicken farmer is enough motivation to take the pill

[timmy]

but yea stupid of me to do that...

[timmy]

i literally had a nap for 3 hours and had a dream taht i had a child thanks to all you guys in this thread now im getting anxious

[maks]

worst case scenario you drive her down to the abortion clinic and vacuum that little fucker out of there

[timmy]

yea im sure she would rather that since shes on her way to becoming a much more successful person than me

[plusle riot]

I'm not even saying she's lying, maybe she forgot, maybe it just didn't work, etc. Don't put your life in the hands of someone you barely know.

yeah, antibiotics are known to make the pill ineffective. although if i were Tim, i'd be more concerned with getting myself tested. banging foreign strangers unprotected is just asking for it. and asking them if they have anything before you slip it in doesn't count, tim.

[timmy]

doesnt having a disease mean it will look like somethings wrong with her area? it looked clean as heck perfect white skin

[plusle riot]

believe it or not tim, people with herpes don't always have weeping sores, they only occur on outbreaks. also some people don't actually have the virus but carry the germ which can be passed on. and hiv isn't physically visible.

[timmy]

well it might be a shock to you but i am a dumb ass

[timmy]

i was under the impression that herpes couldnt be transmitted without those sores being there, and that aids was only transmittable through bodily fluids

[plusle riot]

just go to one of those free clinics and get yourself tested, and for fuck's sake use a rubber next time.