just got the living shit friendzoned outta me

[plusle riot]

are you trying to tell me people meet outside of the internet because I refuse to believe that

i've only ever met pronoun and internutt, plus not all irl meetings are to hook up, pronoun and I never did.

[rubycalaber]

i've only ever met pronoun and internutt, plus not all irl meetings are to hook up, pronoun and I never did.

what a fag!

[maks]

when we were shooting pool on the first time we went out her cop friend is there and goes, "she's a great girl so you just treat her right!", not dickishly.
i'm like "yeah i really like her", to the cop.
she gives me this strange face
i'm all "hahah what;s that face supposed to mean?"
she goes "you don't wanna like a girl like me, i don't know what i want." smiling the whole time

i fucking hate that it always means one of two thigns from a chick 1) "i want out completely" 2) "i want to fuck and chuck you"
it was my shot at pool so i took it.

wonder if i should've said something different then?

"Of course, I'm a gentleman" or "I know how to treat a lady"

i've only ever met pronoun and internutt, plus not all irl meetings are to hook up, pronoun and I never did.

stop ruining my delusion please I was hoping to meet my soulmate on this gay nigger dick forum and you're shattering my dreams

[plusle riot]

stop ruining my delusion please I was hoping to meet my soulmate on this gay nigger dick forum and you're shattering my dreams

we'll always have Danbury but first i'll need to stop by Cosimo's brick oven

[maks]

we'll always have Danbury but first i'll need to stop by Cosimo's brick oven

[doctor remulak]

I'm a gentleman

I am Doctor Remulak.