itt you reveal your darkest secrets

i pee in the bathroom sink regularly. its just faster plus youi can wash your dick off afterwars

[blumpkin blownuts]

i wash my feet in the sink but never pissed in one except once when i was drunk and the stalls were full.. no idea why i didnt get kicked out

[maks]

if you need to wash your dick after taking a piss then either you are pissing wrong or there's something wrong with your penis

[blumpkin blownuts]

cam do you take a sponge and soap to it? maybe one of those pot scrubbers?

[blumpkin blownuts]

elz has to use an S.O.S. pad to get in deep to the bottom layers of smeg

i think theres something wrong with my prostate

when i get done peeing i dribble a lot

[blumpkin blownuts]

i've had that problem on and off, i think it is prostate related
but if it's dribbling down your dick then you're holding it incorrectly

[Lexi Persimmons]

dream of shipping all niggers back to Liberia.

the dribbles are so small they just bead up on my dick and I dont like having drips of piss in my underwear so washing it off helps

i dont like pee in my underwear afterwards though it just takes a while to get all the excess drips out

[maks]

do you have a lot of solid white mucus?

[blumpkin blownuts]

that last bead that doesn't shake off isnt worth washing away, its not enough to smell up my underwear

[blumpkin blownuts]

piss beads hehe

well yes, from reading uncle sexy bikini magazine

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

sometimes int the morning when I piss it splits two ways and gets all over my leg and shoes I think it is God punishing me for touching myself inappropriately

i have to shake it a lot. even when it appears to be done sometimes it still ahs more to come out.

[blumpkin blownuts]

more than 2 shakes is j/o

[Lexi Persimmons]

why don't you just cut the fucker off and bore a pussy hole.

[maks]

sometimes int the morning when I piss it splits two ways and gets all over my leg and shoes I think it is God punishing me for touching myself inappropriately

yeah I've had the same problem what you need to do is piss after you jerk off

[rubycalaber]

sometimes I laugh out loud at general doli posts

christ forgive me

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

one time I made a for real internet dating profile after reading about them in cosmopolitan magazine and every girl I tried to mack on and get to come out and hold hands with me in the park irl accused me of being a troll and blocked me or got all shitty with me and said I need to learn how to talk to a lady and then blocked me or just ignored the fuck outta me so I went all and deleted it and then I kicked a chair and a milk crate

[rubycalaber]

maybe you should not talk to women like they are sex objects who enjoy being harassed ok dandada

as for dark secrets sometimes I masturbate while fantasizing about being gangraped by steveyos and his big black cousin devon and forced to orgasm as they make me suck them off and cum all over my face and hair

[timmy]

i secretly skulk aruond the neighborhood at night dressed in black tights and a mask, i only wear black socks so i dont make any sound. yolo

[plusle riot]

i ate 2 dozen clams tonight. come at me
oh and yesterday i excreted some coagulated pussy mucus. it happens when i'm ovulating, just a big ol' glob came out when i wiped after a piss.

[maks]

next time post a picture

[plusle riot]

ok just

[maks]

DO IT SHOW US YOUR DISCHARGE

[plusle riot]

well i can't just do it on command, wait another month i will document it and perhaps make a thread

[maks]

what is it with posters here and solid white mucus on their genitalia

[plusle riot]

who said mine was solid white? it was transparent if you must know