itt you reveal your darkest secrets

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

one time I really had to pee but this girl wanted to give me a bj right then and I didn't want to leave and have her change her mind so I let her and I accidentally let a squirt of piss go in her face she was like did you just piss on me you fucker and I was like no that was precum you cant piss with a boner there is a valve in my dick

one time my friend pissed off a balcony and didn't look down first and I heard some guy yell out CHING CHAAAAAANG and I went over and looked down and he'd pissed right on some 40 year old chinaman's head he ran up the stairs and chased us down the block and up into a parking garage screaming chingchongs at us the whole time

[blumpkin blownuts]

one time I really had to pee but this girl wanted to give me a bj right then and I didn't want to leave and have her change her mind so I let her and I accidentally let a squirt of piss go in her face she was like did you just piss on me you fucker and I was like no that was precum you cant piss with a boner there is a valve in my dick

blown T-valve, you're gonna have to overhaul or replace the whole thing

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