Quote Originally Posted by dadadan View Post
one time I really had to pee but this girl wanted to give me a bj right then and I didn't want to leave and have her change her mind so I let her and I accidentally let a squirt of piss go in her face she was like did you just piss on me you fucker and I was like no that was precum you cant piss with a boner there is a valve in my dick
blown T-valve, you're gonna have to overhaul or replace the whole thing

also funniest post ive read today and there's been some really s