everything is an algorithm

[Lexi Persimmons]

total oppression through science and technology.


Cabin in the woods.

[Alsto]

moar liek a stabbin' cabin, amirite?

[Lexi Persimmons]

shut up you hick.

moar cock for your lips.

[Alsto]

i have taken your suggestion to shut up into consideration, but i regrettably decline the cock...

[Alsto]

because i'm full...

[Alsto]

of the biggest, blackest boners...

[Lexi Persimmons]

shit is goin down in niggertauck.

[Alsto]

hot throbbing poles in all my holes...

[Alsto]

also if you haven't noticed, i didn't shut up...

[Lexi Persimmons]

i bought stock in KY. fill your holes all you want.

[Alsto]

not my brand... also not your holes so i don't need your permission... you know, you kind of suck at posting...

[Lexi Persimmons]

i have a degree in shitty forum posting. so gfys.

[Alsto]

you couldn't even post bad enough to be considered good at bad posting, you're just lame...

[Lexi Persimmons]

someone should loosen the lug bolts on your wheel chair wheels.

[Alsto]

[maks]

alsto please don't disappear again for at least a few days, I've been busy with work and I've hardly gotten a chance to post with you

[jon]

IT'S THE REAL ALSTO-PACE

[Alsto]

yes it is, and you made me bump a shitty thread jon, gosh...