i have 6 dota 2 keys and no one to give them to

[timmy]

if you dont know how to play ill teach you the ropes in exchange for hot cyber

[juji]

I wish Barry was my true friend but... no one knows my email

[juji]

Anyways i'm going to hack Elezzzzzzzzzark's steam account

[timmy]

i would be your true friend if you didnt flip out on me for no reason and start dissing me for 20 mins while i was trying to play vidya

[juji]

I hacked his pass "warpigmen666"

I don't see you online

what's your user ID?

there is no ACTUAL key, theres just a digital invite via STEAM.

this is why dealing with elezzzark on any level is simply not worth it
even the simplest things become a huge ordeal