It's absurd and moronic to think we are alone in the universe...

[Alsto]

eat a bag of dicks jesus freaks...

[sex with dead people]

eat a bag of dicks jesus freaks...

You don't have to be so mean...

[Alsto]

perhaps...

[blumpkin blownuts]

jesus made aliens

[Alsto]

jesus built my hot rod...

[maks]

hey that's a ministry lyric aren't I clever for noticing that

[Alsto]

quite...

[maks]

The way to succeed!

if aliens abducted me i would teach them to lift heavy ass weights and get them in touch with their primal side, they would then make me their king and all the alien women would show me their tits.

[Alsto]

silicon based titties are already on earth...

would you make a youtube video of the encounter?

(please say yes)

it depends, i might never want to come back depending on how hot the alien women are.

what does that have to do with taking a youtube video?

a lot.

you're not even taking this seriously
i'm a big fan of your youtube videos

new video soon i promise, i want to be halfway original

[Alsto]

everything has been done before...

... where's cancerot? ...

pretty much

[sex with dead people]

if aliens abducted me i would teach them to lift heavy ass weights and get them in touch with their primal side, they would then make me their king and all the alien women would show me their tits.

Aliens aren't real and neither are dragons

weight lifting is real and so is asperger's syndrome

[juji]

i scrolled past bottom, im glad didn't read any this shit thread

i scrolled past bottom, im glad didn't read any this shit thread

ya

[Genital Doli]

Actualy OP, I get all of my opinionas fro the TV show "Pen and Teller"

Aliens aren't real and neither are dragons

you just crossed a line, or two of them rather

[Lexi Persimmons]

LoL

ok let's say aliens are real. why have we never seen them? why have they never even called us or emailed us? i read the bible and lots of people saw jesus and god so i know there real. but aliens nope not even one chapter in the bible about aliens not even a shout out.

[Lexi Persimmons]

they live underground at S4. beware of project Blue Beam.

[blumpkin blownuts]

ok let's say aliens are real. why have we never seen them? why have they never even called us or emailed us? i read the bible and lots of people saw jesus and god so i know there real. but aliens nope not even one chapter in the bible about aliens not even a shout out.

if we could send starships out to distant galaxies and found a planet with ours, with people like ours, would you really want to talk to them? get conned into solving their problems for them? or even get shot down and cut open by scared morons?