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01-22-2013
I use the bathrooms at a particular rest stop on rt15 a lot, and they were renovated earlier this year to replace the motion sensitive sinks with motion sensitive everything so when you take a piss and take a half step back to put your dick away and zip up the fucking thing flushes suddenly and violently and sprays urinal water all over you. I swear once I felt a droplet on my face.
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01-22-2013
this is one of those urban rest stops on the route between two major cities, it's basically a mobil station and a dunkin donuts and a couple of large bathrooms. you don't usually see gloryholes in those, too populated. I try to avoid the rural 'bathroom and a picnic table' rest stops specifically because of the gloryholes and because there's no 17 year old dickweed there all night being paid to clean it every 2 hours
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01-22-2013
i was talking about the one at tim's school, should've quoted but oh well...
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01-22-2013
now that I think about it I think there may be a subway in there too idk I'm only ever looking for coffee and cigarettes
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01-22-2013
I just found Mr. Assache's reading glasses in my handbag
dude is blind as a fucking bat
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01-22-2013
wtf is this about mr assange?
god, just stop
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01-23-2013
is that what she's talking about?
does she think julian assange interfered with her when she was a child?
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01-23-2013
well according to the swedes he's into that sort of thing
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01-23-2013
julian assange interfered with the US government's plan to take over the world
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01-23-2013
please the US had nothing to do with what's going on with assange, if we wanted to take him out we'd send a drone to assassinate him
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01-23-2013
doesn't change the fact that julian assange interfered with their plans to take over the world
and lisa, i warned you yesterday about this shit. please stop trying to flirt with me.
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01-23-2013
Obama doesn't give a shit about Julian Assange
they have bigger fish to fry
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01-23-2013
and yeah there are a couple of sweedish chicks who'd like to see his balls hung on a wall
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01-23-2013
those glasses make you look like a crackhead or something j/s
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01-23-2013
looks like a female version of drunkpuppies
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01-23-2013
got to post those glasses back
found them in my handbag
must have had to look after them at some point
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