what's going on tonight

[DrMongol]

anything cool?

[DrMongol]

no

[Alsto]

yes...

[DrMongol]

I'm doing something cool tonight.... it just walked in

[Alsto]

[maks]

drmongol just the man I wanted to see. me and alsto were having a fascinating discussion about rest stop bathrooms earlier, would you care to weigh in?

[plusle riot]

i have to wash my hair so i'll just leave you boys to it~

[DrMongol]

A conversation I can get behind, what's on your mind? Are we talking "rest stops" in general (including gas stations and the like) or are we talking strictly rest-stop bathrooms? Does this include Truck Stop Bathrooms, because that's a whole different story.

[DrMongol]

Truck Stop Bathrooms are a story that I don't want to get into, but I will if I have to.

[Alsto]

doesn't matter, i'm not using any of them...

[Alsto]

Truck Stop Bathrooms are a story that I don't want to get into, but I will if I have to.

i must, i must...

[maks]

Truck Stop Bathrooms are a story that I don't want to get into, but I will if I have to.

I agree with alsto, this needs to be discussed. until now we hadn't even considered truck stop bathrooms and this just could be the fresh perspective we were looking for.

[Alsto]

i'll piss on the side of the road before i'll piss at a rest stop/truck stop...

[Lexi Persimmons]

i pee on the side of the road.

[DrMongol]

Alsto where are you coming from with this aversion to rest-stop bathrooms? I can understand maybe if you've had a bad experience or two but I really don't think you should write off rest-stop bathrooms entirely. There is a whole world of rest stops out there just waiting to be rested at (pooped at) and you are preventing those experiences from (positively?) impacting your life. Some of the best years of my short life were spent at rest stop bathrooms, and that never would have happened had I listened to my gut instinct and stayed away from them after the Chili-Trucker Incident back in 2007 (I don't want to go into this, but I will if I have to). Just give them one more shot buddy, let me set you up with a trusted rest stop and let's see if that doesn't change your mind.

[maks]

i'll piss on the side of the road before i'll piss at a rest stop/truck stop...

the irony being that most rest sop/truck stops are located on the side of the road

[Alsto]

Alsto where are you coming from with this aversion to rest-stop bathrooms? I can understand maybe if you've had a bad experience or two but I really don't think you should write off rest-stop bathrooms entirely. There is a whole world of rest stops out there just waiting to be rested at (pooped at) and you are preventing those experiences from (positively?) impacting your life. Some of the best years of my short life were spent at rest stop bathrooms, and that never would have happened had I listened to my gut instinct and stayed away from them after the Chili-Trucker Incident back in 2007 (I don't want to go into this, but I will if I have to). Just give them one more shot buddy, let me set you up with a trusted rest stop and let's see if that doesn't change your mind.

you are inspirational as always but the disgusting amount of bacteria is what i avoid...

[DrMongol]

dude just wipe off any bacteria with your hand

[Alsto]

guess i should trust a doctor's advice...

[maks]

Exposure to bacteria strengthens your immune system by avoiding it you're actually becoming more vulnerable to it howard hughes

dude just wipe off any bacteria with your hand

[Alsto]

yeah, but i can't give up an OCD gimmick now...

[maks]

yeah, but i can't give up an OCD gimmick now...

so agree with us that it's a stupid fear and say you're going to tame your fear by using a rest stop bathroom then go to one and wait for a mexican or an iranian or something like that to go in and piss all over the seat then sit down on it and shit and maybe write a little poem on the wall but instead of overcoming your fear of germs it gets worse the image of sitting in iranian piss haunts you and slowly over the course of a couple of years drives you insane until you're eventually committed

that's dedication to a gimmick

[Alsto]

what a stupid fear, i'm going right now to a rest stop and piss and shit all over the place!!!

[maks]

you have to actually do it all though otherwise you're not dedicated you're nothing but a poser

[Alsto]

driving and texting on my nexus 7 droid, probably not safe since i took that laxative to unsure this isn't a wasted trip... vrooooooooooom...

[maks]

pick me up a snickers and a map of orlando

[Alsto]

speeding, about to shit, google maps... vrooooooooooooooooom...

i just poo in mcdonalds without buying anything

[JujiDrool]

what's with all this shit?

Is that Sir Richard Branson or wtf is that guy and why is he plastered all over this forum?