It's absurd and moronic to think we are alone in the universe...

[blumpkin blownuts]

don't worry, if the CIA comes here, you'll have just come full circle, bob hugs

they might be interested in what kind of lying junky nut they almost made the mistake of recruiting
or why a "compromised individual" had a clearance

but i imagine they won't waste the time and just agree with monde i'm a pathological liar