what's going on tonight

[JujiDrool]

go build me a space ship

[DrMongol]

alsto how did it go? Tell me EVERYTHING

[JujiDrool]

there's something creepy about that guy

and that is: why is he so god damn happy?

[Alsto]

alsto how did it go? Tell me EVERYTHING

shit my pants, came home and cried myself to sleep...

[DrMongol]

so, you DID have a good time?

[Alsto]

for sure... and i took a crap by a dumpster behind red lobster and it was wonderful... i peed too...

...

[blumpkin blownuts]

dude just wipe off any bacteria with your hand

in any bathroom, whether at the flying J or really nice restaurant, i always touch all surfaces with a paper towel in hand

[JujiDrool]

in any bathroom, whether at the flying J or really nice restaurant, i always touch all surfaces with a paper towel in hand

plenty of nasty bacteria breed quite well in paper towel... espcially paper towel left in public bathrooms

unless you are using a sanity wipe then you are wasting your time

try just washing your hands and staying healthy instead of looking like a dick walking around a public bathroom with fiflthy paper towel in your hands

then also don't touch anything in public ever again

traces of feaces, snot and all kinds of shit (and nasty bacteria and viruses) can be found almost anywhere

become "Bob in a Bubble" for ultimate safety against infection

*farts into air vent of your bubble*

[blumpkin blownuts]

bubble bobble

[JujiDrool]

lol

bobble

it's your new name now

[blumpkin blownuts]

i use dry paper towels from dispensers, dum-dum, and more than one
and sometimes i even use those paper toilet seat covers if im particularly squeamish, but it's pretty hard to get an infection from sitting on a toilet

[JujiDrool]

yeah "dry" paper towels in public bathrooms contain traces of shit particles and bacteria of all kinds

[JujiDrool]

you know bob

seeing as it is impossible to completely avoid traces of poo

you should give in and just suck a turd.... you know you want to

[blumpkin blownuts]

lets just agree to disagree unless of course you're brave enough to get into a detailed debate with me about microbiology

[JujiDrool]

lets just agree to disagree unless of course you're brave enough to get into a detailed debate with me about microbiology

my father is a microbiologist idiot

shoot

I know more about it than you guarunteed

[JujiDrool]

that's even written on my birth certificate

[JujiDrool]

did you know that they have to allow for a tiny amount of fecal matter to be present in food, even packaged food bob

also allow for a certain ammount of insect legs and dust, dead human skin cells etc....

[JujiDrool]

so basically you eat shit everyday whether you realise it or not

[blumpkin blownuts]

challenge accepted, i hope you brought your dad.

microbes need a suitable medium to travel through, i.e. water
if they can't move then they can't breed, they can't survive long at all, they can't pass through solids even as porous as paper is, because paper is much thicker than the width of microbes, excluding certain specialized amoebas

[JujiDrool]

paper towel protect THAT one sunshine

[JujiDrool]

challenge accepted, i hope you brought your dad.

microbes need a suitable medium to travel through, i.e. water
if they can't move then they can't breed, they can't survive long at all, they can't pass through solids even as porous as paper is, because paper is much thicker than the width of microbes, excluding certain specialized amoebas

WRONG

you are completely incorrect
http://www.google.com.au/#hl=en&tbo=...w=1280&bih=870

[blumpkin blownuts]

did you know that they have to allow for a tiny amount of fecal matter to be present in food, even packaged food bob

also allow for a certain ammount of insect legs and dust, dead human skin cells etc....

yes and it's fucking gross, but it's not dangerous

[blumpkin blownuts]

WRONG

you are completely incorrect

even pneumonic microbes require moisture, why do you think they send people with lung infections to arid climates

I have a weird problem that only just started happening. When I shower I slap myself across the face. It started because I like the sound of the water when my hand hits my face. I used to do it once or twice then stop but that was months ago.

Now is a different story. Even before I'm in the shower I'm slapping my face from excitement, then once I'm in I don't stop. Sometimes I even forget to wash, I just spend the whole time in there slapping myself stupid. It's to the point that not only is my face red raw by the end, I've actually left marks on my face and broken blood vessels.

I know it's very fucked up by I need some kind of strategy to stop this, at the moment it's practically a reflex action that I can't control.

[JujiDrool]

WRONG

you are completely incorrect
http://www.google.com.au/#hl=en&tbo=...w=1280&bih=870

see link dipshit

and microbes only need the tiniest amount of moisture

less than is found in "dry" paper towel

http://www.google.com.au/#hl=en&tbo=...w=1280&bih=870

you are wrong

suck it up big boy

[JujiDrool]

I have a weird problem that only just started happening. When I shower I slap myself across the face. It started because I like the sound of the water when my hand hits my face. I used to do it once or twice then stop but that was months ago.

Now is a different story. Even before I'm in the shower I'm slapping my face from excitement, then once I'm in I don't stop. Sometimes I even forget to wash, I just spend the whole time in there slapping myself stupid. It's to the point that not only is my face red raw by the end, I've actually left marks on my face and broken blood vessels.

I know it's very fucked up by I need some kind of strategy to stop this, at the moment it's practically a reflex action that I can't control.

Classic conditioning

and I'd like to take a shower with you

[blumpkin blownuts]

Scott and other experts note that the study did not find paper towels caused anyone to get sick.

[blumpkin blownuts]

A "bacterial count" depends on the chemical indicators of bacterial traces.
Now, if they had been able to culture bacteria from dry, unused paper towels, then this story would be of some significance.

[JujiDrool]

your public rest rooms hand towels are full of Bacillus

http://www.mamapop.com/2012/01/the-p...nds-dirty.html

and so is your poo