what's going on tonight

[JujiDrool]

in any bathroom, whether at the flying J or really nice restaurant, i always touch all surfaces with a paper towel in hand

plenty of nasty bacteria breed quite well in paper towel... espcially paper towel left in public bathrooms

unless you are using a sanity wipe then you are wasting your time

try just washing your hands and staying healthy instead of looking like a dick walking around a public bathroom with fiflthy paper towel in your hands

then also don't touch anything in public ever again

traces of feaces, snot and all kinds of shit (and nasty bacteria and viruses) can be found almost anywhere

become "Bob in a Bubble" for ultimate safety against infection

*farts into air vent of your bubble*

[blumpkin blownuts]

i use dry paper towels from dispensers, dum-dum, and more than one
and sometimes i even use those paper toilet seat covers if im particularly squeamish, but it's pretty hard to get an infection from sitting on a toilet