elz i think i found you a suitable girlfriend

[blumpkin blownuts]

her craigslist ad:

Hi,boy i am a pretty and a charming girl.
I am brown heir ,good face,blue eye as like creative by nature.
This is not my openion this openion of all.
I am a student try to get more opportunity for build up my future.
A good and trustful man need.
If you that mail me for details.

[blumpkin blownuts]

that girl's a student =D

[Desolation]

why were u looking at Craigslist ads bob are you lonely?

[blumpkin blownuts]

i like to peruse...
and yeah i'm lonely. also single, but i'm always lonely regardless of whether or not i'm single

[timmy]

why were u looking at Craigslist ads bob are you lonely?

[Lexi Persimmons]

lol

[sex with dead people]

She does sound kinda hot.

[juji]

pics or didn't happen

[juji]

i dare you send mail to her

[JujiDrool]

her craigslist ad:

LOL

[timmy]

pics or didn't happen

i dare you send mail to her

[blumpkin blownuts]

i'm not gonna mail her its probably some russian mail order bride with a sob story

[juji]

Next time, if you try to troll me, you will suffer the consequences

Try again and find some real girlfriend

[blumpkin blownuts]

i will try harder ok the next one will be up to your standards i promise

[timmy]

Next time, if you try to troll me, you will suffer the consequences

oh boy

[JujiDrool]

i will try harder ok the next one will be up to your standards i promise

15 and gorgeous

keep for 2 weeks

NEXT!

That's juji's dating style

[juji]

a lot of women in Tennesse sucked, but there is only one who is 18, maybe bobhughes would be interesed

http://nashville.craigslist.org/w4m/3522960387.html

[blumpkin blownuts]

she's not bad

please be between the ages of 16-25. ~thanks~

and i can easily pass for 25, most ppl guess i'm 23

Oh and I really like emo/ scene people

nope, fucking no

>tfw no gf

[JujiDrool]

this is why I use secure dating sites

[timmy]

>tfw no gf

[JujiDrool]

phahahahaha!

[juji]

nope, fucking no

you are known for major depressive disorder, you probably act like an emo

[blumpkin blownuts]

a gf is just an emotional stopper for a spiritual hole, at least for an addict like me

[blumpkin blownuts]

apparently if i want a satisfying relationship i have to wait for God to beam her down from heaven or some shit liek that

[blumpkin blownuts]

you are known for major depressive disorder, you probably act like an emo

what? what do you mean i'm known for major depressive disorder, no i'm not.
i have delusions, paranoia and narcissist personality disorder

and i am not emo in any sense, then fuck off

[JujiDrool]

a gf is just an emotional stopper for a spiritual hole, at least for an addict like me

yeah

a b/f is just a stopper for my hole

[JujiDrool]

what? what do you mean i'm known for major depressive disorder, no i'm not.
i have delusions, paranoia and narcissist personality disorder

and i am not emo in any sense, then fuck off

I fucking hate narcissists

*death stares you*

[JujiDrool]

I'm too old to be an emo

I used to be goth though

uhhhhhhhh