i got a solution for this whole plug drugs/lisa situation

[blumpkin blownuts]

amoral/conscienceless (nope, my conscience is a point of pride)
authoritarian (i have no need to force my views; it's your all's responsibility to seek them)
care only about appearances (pretty much)
contemptuous (is there anything undeserving of at least a little contempt?)
critical of others (only for their own good, not to make myself feel better than them)
cruel (no)
disappointing gift-givers (yes)
don't recognize own feelings (yes, not until it's too late)
envious and competitive (yes)
feel entitled (i am entitled)
flirtatious or seductive (yes)
grandiose (duh)
hard to have a good time with (yes)
hate to live alone (yes)
hyper-sensitive to criticism (no, i seek it out)
impulsive (yes)
lack sense of humor (my sense of humor is just on a special level than everyone elses)
naive (i wish)
passive (aggressively so)
pessimistic (yes)
religious (more spiritual really)
secretive (extremely)
self-contradictory (extremely)
stingy (no)
strange work habits (no comment)
unusual eating habits (yes)
weird sense of time ('weird' is the tip of the iceberg)

[Lisa Claus]

amoral/conscienceless (nope, my conscience is a point of pride)
authoritarian (i have no need to force my views; it's your all's responsibility to seek them)
care only about appearances (pretty much)
contemptuous (is there anything undeserving of at least a little contempt?)
critical of others (only for their own good, not to make myself feel better than them)
cruel (no)
disappointing gift-givers (yes)
don't recognize own feelings (yes, not until it's too late)
envious and competitive (yes)
feel entitled (i am entitled)
flirtatious or seductive (yes)
grandiose (duh)
hard to have a good time with (yes)
hate to live alone (yes)
hyper-sensitive to criticism (no, i seek it out)
impulsive (yes)
lack sense of humor (my sense of humor is just on a special level than everyone elses)
naive (i wish)
passive (aggressively so)
pessimistic (yes)
religious (more spiritual really)
secretive (extremely)
self-contradictory (extremely)
stingy (no)
strange work habits (no comment)
unusual eating habits (yes)
weird sense of time ('weird' is the tip of the iceberg)

I was half raised by a narcissist, I really don't think you are one

We should all have a "healthy amount" of narcissism but a real narcissist, well they are well beyond a healthy amount and are quite toxic