next time i microwave a beef shortrib i'm coverign the motherfucker

[blumpkin blownuts]

just spent 10 mins wiping out the microwave after it looks like someone got inside it with a 12ga double barrell shotgun and blasted away with handloaded chipped-beef shells

>being a man
>cleaning something
choose one

[plusle riot]

why didn't you just eat them cold or weren't they pre-cooked

[blumpkin blownuts]

yeah they were boiled in a pot of beefstock with potatoes and mushrooms
but now theyre cold from the fridge and covered in congealed greases and fats

[Lisa Claus]

>being a man
>cleaning something
choose one

LOL

[blumpkin blownuts]

i dont wanna hear people running their mouths in the morning about who left the micro dirty
besides it was straight up disgusting, i wiped up maybe 10g worth of beef chunks

[plusle riot]

yeah they were boiled in a pot of beefstock with potatoes and mushrooms
but now theyre cold from the fridge and covered in congealed greases and fats

oh yeah that's rank. i remember seeing poor kids with spam sandwiches and that jelly shit coming out the sides of the bread. the sight of that alone was sickening, let alone the thought of having to eat that crap

[plusle riot]

what's it called, aspic?

[blumpkin blownuts]

elz is called aspic

actually aspic is liquefacted meat, usually used as the "gravy" in wet pet food
this was just straight up beef fat & grease that forms at the top of the pot, and i picked it off before warming it

[Lisa Claus]

elz is called aspic

actually aspic is liquefacted meat, usually used as the "gravy" in wet pet food
this was just straight up beef fat & grease that forms at the top of the pot, and i picked it off before warming it

LOL

[plusle riot]

p sure siburke made a thread back in the day titled aspic and posted a pic of ramen and talked about fat

[blumpkin blownuts]

i think you're right, from wikipedia it talks about gelatinized meat stocks

Aspic is a dish in which ingredients are set into a gelatin made from a meat stock or consommé. Non-savory dishes, often made with commercial gelatin mixes without stock or consommé, are usually called gelatin salads.

either way it just turns back into stock when heated

[PIRATIO]

microwaves are hella gay

[plusle riot]

microwaves are hella gay

agreed, they make pizza soggy and meat rubbery

[maks]

They're pretty good for making hot cider

[blumpkin blownuts]

and hot milk/choco milk
hot milk always seperates when i heat it on the stove and its a bitch to clean

[plusle riot]

the trick is to heat it on a low-medium heat while stirring; it only separates when it boils. personally i can't stand reheating coffee or anything in the microwave it still comes out all tepid and gross

[PIRATIO]

They're pretty good for making hot cider

for what though























EXACTLY

[maks]

for what though























EXACTLY

for drinking usually

[Lisa Claus]

for drinking usually

lol

[PIRATIO]

drink it and LIVE FOREVER

[PIRATIO]

keep it secret, keep it safe thouh

[siburke939]

chicken ding