Gabby Giffords garlbed slurred speech...

[Alsto]

honey boo boo's mom getting a douche and an enema at the same time from a team of nurses with tourettes...

[maks]

i'd rather listen to some hippy douchbag explain that it's very important to camp out downtown for months at a time bitching that people have more money than you, because corporations man, seriously, fuck them, we are the 99%, then excuse himself to go buy a starbucks and throw feces at cops, than hear her speak again...