I don't ask for much but:

[Lisa Claus]

I certainly have never asked for your attention

maks' attention yes, I may have poked him with a stick a few times for my own amusement

do I also have a couple of friends I like to talk to around here? Yep.

but you other nothing losers? Nope, don't even know or care who you are nor have I ever asked for you to be constantly sniffing my ass