Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
oh yeah if i spew out some bullshit about "being one with nature" you get those types of girls eating out of the palms of your anus
"now we must take off all our clothes and be in naked closeness to experience the true existential essence of the life force"
that's exactly how I fucked the girl who works at the head shop

Quote Originally Posted by lnopia the great View Post
that's because they've never been to an indian reserve or are unaware that urban natives are mostly drunk homeless people
A guy who's too proud to use a woman's ignorance to his advantage is a guy who's not going to get a lot of ass.