When I was in high school I wagged to go to these older guys house to get drunk and stoned. I passed out on the couch and woke up to some guy trying to fiddle with my bits. I jumped up, grabbed beer bottles and hurtled them towards the guy's head, many of them smashed on the brick wall behind him showering him with broken glass, the other men kicked him out, cleaned up the glass and gave me some bongs

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