4 eggs, bowl of oatmeal, sexy ambrosia apple, and a cup of some freshly ground coffee

[Lexi Persimmons]

Stevie why so degenerate?

[steveyos]

Stevie why so degenerate?

literally don't even know what that means



hey speaking of food I can now make califorisnia rolls, I wish I knew there was nothing fucking to it I thought you had to do special stuff to the rice etc but no and you buy the seaweed sheets, ready to go, in a fucking sealed bag, I'm so pissed you don't even cook the imitation crab leg you just normally boil rice then just chow down my goodness I hate my mom so much

[Lexi Persimmons]

literally don't even know what that means



hey speaking of food I can now make califorisnia rolls, I wish I knew there was nothing fucking to it I thought you had to do special stuff to the rice etc but no and you buy the seaweed sheets, ready to go, in a fucking sealed bag, I'm so pissed you don't even cook the imitation crab leg you just normally boil rice then just chow down my goodness I hate my mom so much

man why aren't you eating Lobster eveyday?

oh man this one waitress at the one by my house is like the sexiest vietnamese girl ive ever seen and shes so polite it takes everything in my body not to throw over the table and buttfuck her right there in the exotic fish tank