My Name is Irma Valitutti.

[always stevey]

At least I don't look like ugly lexi

[Lexi Persimmons]

hurt my feelings. you fat azz.

[blumpkin blownuts]

And wriggle? Lexi is seething with jealousy.

writhe, twist, wriggle, smother. squeeze my head between your soft thighs

[always stevey]

If we stood next to each other it would be a brand new beamer parked next to a used car. (you being the used car)

If you keep company with Cody, it's only obvious that you look like a walrus.

[always stevey]

writhe, twist, wriggle, smother. squeeze my head between your soft thighs

Pinch me if you need air.

[always stevey]

this is where youre mistaken. even i wont take him in

He seems obsessed with you.

[blumpkin blownuts]

Pinch me if you need air.

That's the way it's done.

[blumpkin blownuts]

Seriously wanna fuck the living hell outta you right now

[always stevey]

yes but i get a lot more of that than you may think

So basically you're God's gift to forums.

[always stevey]

2 problems here:

there is no god

i don't have an inflated sense of ego

*smug face*
I do

So you lack self-confidence?

[Lexi Persimmons]

Cody why are you having a convo with this fat smelly blob? You is my bitch!

[always stevey]

Because you're worried someone might be a dick back?

[always stevey]

Cody why are you having a convo with this fat smelly blob? You is my bitch!

Don't be jealous. lol

[blumpkin blownuts]

Why aren't we fucking yet

[always stevey]

Why aren't we fucking yet

Because "cybering" is for ugly people and I'm far away. I also don't know whether you're a rapist serial killer and I
don't want to take my chances.

[maks]

um, no.

the only thing with a vagina on this forum i would fuck is mrs hyde.

you need to up your standards my friend

[maks]

hey man at least i know i wont get shot down

I'm with you on the 'ease of use aspect' but come on if her and fatima both gave you the go-ahead you're telling me you'd choose the fat 55 year old?

At least I don't look like ugly lexi

lexi is a 60 year old jewish man, please stop
they are my bb

[maks]

that's the common sense answer but that's not what you said earlier itt you said "the only thing with a vagina on this forum i would fuck is mrs hyde." you understand why I would be confused and need to ask followup questions

[blumpkin blownuts]

I also don't know whether you're a rapist serial killer and I
don't want to take my chances.

Too bad, I had you figured as being the adventurous type.

[always stevey]

Too bad, I had you figured as being the adventurous type.

I'm not.

[maks]

/fixed

got it.

all things considered I'd still rather fuck m0nde.

[maks]

I've probably had worse, but I don;t remember it

[blumpkin blownuts]

those memories can't stay repressed forever

[blumpkin blownuts]

seriously maks... you could be one sharp blow to the head away from the awareness that you're snookie's baby's dad

[maks]

Oh I've had way worse than snookie. It's not repressed per say, I was drunk. People in blackouts don't block memories they never form them in the first place.

[doctor remulak]

My Name is Irma Valitutti.

I am Doctor Remulak.

[steveyos]

this thread is hilarious did seth mcfarline write it?

mrs hyde is mine, just back off

lets keep it that way