Mike The Woman

[Mike the Man]

I'm not sure you understand. Memes are the lowest common denominator of creativity. These sites, like reddit and 4chan and 9gag where people repeat the same "joke" over and over again, are exactly what's wrong with the internet. This is why I hate the forums that cody keeps trying to convince me to post at. Brony and teletubby porn are something different, something original, and would be a huge step up from that bullshit you're using right now.

As was the bullshit I am using now a step up from the complete absence that preceeded it. Baby steps Maks, baby steps.

Besides, you wouldn't want me to jump the very instant you said so now would you? Just to be a part of the Cool Crew? Trade one lot of conformist bullshit for another? Just one more desperate acceptance seeker bending over to be a part of the in-crowd? Isn't that what's really wrong with the internets these days?

At the risk of your latent bruxism I believe I'll get around to changing that avatar when I'm good and ready. Feel free to express your displeasure both textually and by mashing your mouseclicks on the red rep function. I promise you I will neither care nor commit suicide over it.

[maks]

As was the bullshit I am using now a step up from the complete absence that preceeded it. Baby steps Maks, baby steps.

Disagree, you'd be better off with no avatar at all.

Besides, you wouldn't want me to jump the very instant you said so now would you? Just to be a part of the Cool Crew? Trade one lot of conformist bullshit for another? Just one more desperate acceptance seeker bending over to be a part of the in-crowd? Isn't that what's really wrong with the internets these days?

No. You shouldn't take my advice to placate me, you should take it because it's good advice.

At the risk of your latent bruxism I believe I'll get around to changing that avatar when I'm good and ready. Feel free to express your displeasure both textually and by mashing your mouseclicks on the red rep function. I promise you I will neither care nor commit suicide over it.

That's what clump said when she first showed up too...

[Mike the Man]

Disagree, you'd be better off with no avatar at all.

Opinions are like assholes.

No. You shouldn't take my advice to placate me...

Oh, I'm not.

...you should take it because it's good advice.

All in good time Duckman, all in good time.

That's what clump said when she first showed up too...

So you readily admit you've been told before?

[maks]

So you readily admit you've been told before?

Yes, and she was as wrong as you are.

[maks]

Why is it whenever I try to help these s they get all defensive what happened to them why are they so paranoid