My Real Friend

[0bnoxious0ne]

Can't be friend because you'll try to make a woman suit out of me. A vest with tits on it.

You already said in PMs that I was a real friend. You dont have to worry about me doing that to you since it would be a profound downgrade in my looks to wear a you suit even if it isnt winterized with all your blubber.

[always stevey]

You will never get this, you will never get this la la la la la la