how much snow was in miami last night?

i just spent like 15 minutes writing a post with pictures and everything about this funny looking guy that was going to be dolis irl pictures and i was gonna call him patrick and stuff but then out of the blue a flash of light came over me as blue as blue ca be and it told me,"liste garfield, this is the bird people we want you to type a post about the post you were going to type and then threw away" and i was like alright so i threw the current piece i was writign away and i was like just did something irrational something a lil zany you know the usual i like to wierd things to my butthole but it got me into some trouble e

*scribble scriblle*

ahh thats better where were we?.......

ahhh yes youve got to eat another slice of pizza becaue your belly is telling you too but you also want to masturbateso youve got to make a choice... will you ave to et up and eat some pizza or will you eat pizza and then use the pizza grease as lube and put a little peporonis on your balls dude yeah thats a good ideaa what to drink? hmmm i think ill take some la crema pinot noir and asome mgirl scout cookies and a w