Official gush discussion thread

[rubycalaber]

ok, theres a scene in True Lies where this sleezy used car salesman is talking about Arnies wife, and he says she has an ass like a 10 year old boy, and all these years I thought he was saying thats a good thing, and Arnie was getting mad because he was objectifying his wife, but he was actually insulting her saying shes not hot, and I thought like................ ten year old boys asses were hot because.......... they were small and pert and hadnt gotten any hair yet?.................... and........... and little boys were sexy...... but he was saying a flat ass is bad and like a little boys.......... so for the last 15 years I thought it was normal to want to bum little boys

[timmy]

ok, theres a scene in True Lies where this sleezy used car salesman is talking about Arnies wife, and he says she has an ass like a 10 year old boy, and all these years I thought he was saying thats a good thing, and Arnie was getting mad because he was objectifying his wife, but he was actually insulting her saying shes not hot, and I thought like................ ten year old boys asses were hot because.......... they were small and pert and hadnt gotten any hair yet?.................... and........... and little boys were sexy...... but he was saying a flat ass is bad and like a little boys.......... so for the last 15 years I thought it was normal to want to bum little boys

jesus holy fucking christ
boy ass? hot? lmao
i cant stop laughing rubykins this is a great start to my day