found a 32 year-old savings account

[blumpkin blownuts]

my parents couldnt get their strongbox open with all their important documents so i found a key that could at least be inserted and bumped the lock open. well for my troubles i found this old savigns account in my name from when i was a baby and the principal is only $10 but at 6% interest compounded monthly over 32yrs it should be worth over $100k

now i gotta figure out how to get the bank to pull up the account because the account was made with some bank that got bought out by another bank that got bought out by another bank that got bought out by the current bank and the man on the phone there said they didnt have my ssn on file

can't wait for the bank to open i'm gonna bring the paperwork in and see if i'm nouveau riche if so i'm gonna take out $20k and get full body lipo and maybe muscle transplants and a bigger dick