so barry tell me about german broads

[blumpkin blownuts]

got a phone number from a krautie kutie tonight at a concert

[blumpkin blownuts]

or don't. you were probably lying about that german broad anyway

in b4 raw dog

[timmy]

she was somewhat reserved, when i asked about her country she told me about how germans all drive mercedes and bmws and that theres lots of turks there that dont speak fluent german...

she was very straight to the point no beating around the bush, idk if thats the same with all of them but really what more can you ask for when you just want to get the business done

[timmy]

her accent wasnt super thick or anything, but she was fluent in like 4 languages and aspiring to be a translator so i guess thats why she was so easily understood.

[blumpkin blownuts]

yeah i think this chick likes to get down to business, she lives like 50 mi away but i think i'm still gonna pursue her

[StompleB]

amanda fucking palmer

[timmy]

if its guaranteed down to business no drama raw dog creampie then go for it 50 miles aint too bad

[StompleB]

hold on let me call my parawlegal

[timmy]

raw carrots

[StompleB]

sydney rawpera house

[Autistic Spectrum]

tim where do you draw the line at rape?

[Autistic Spectrum]

if a girl says no does she really mean it?

[timmy]

your wife didnt say no

[Autistic Spectrum]

how far are you willing to take your rawdog lifestyle

[timmy]

you raw dogged your wife thats hwo your kids were bjorn

[Autistic Spectrum]

they way your going your going to have a couple of litle tims running around,

[Autistic Spectrum]

vasectomy's are only like 500 bucks

[StompleB]

I'm your hucklebarry.

val kilmer as orlando bloom

[skrizach]

got a phone number from a krautie kutie tonight at a concert

lmao "hey I met a girl from Germany please tell me about a different girl from Germany because they're all probably the same"

[blumpkin blownuts]

i just wanna make sure shes not gonna up and jam her fingers up my ass, those squareheads are freaks

[StompleB]

maybe they gave you a trauma handshake when you were passed out

[blumpkin blownuts]

and idk if shes into raw dogs we were talking about bc at one point and i dont think shes on it
50mi is a long way home if i'm gonna go raw or go home

[Desolation]

[skrizach]

ouch, gross,

[juji]

being thinner isn't attractive

[maks]

I've been flirting with a girl who is studying to be a doctor, I might even keep talking to her after I get her into bed I will keep you posted

[timmy]

I've been flirting with a girl who is studying to be a doctor, I might even keep talking to her after I get her into bed I will keep you posted

if shes a heart surgeon... keep her theyure rich as fuck u wont spend a dime

[blumpkin blownuts]

fuck yeah, ur about to live my dream