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[Genital Doli]

He ran awy because hes a cool dude with a cool life, he has a life for sure most definitely, tahts why he fell in lveo with a 69 year old australian woman on the intenret who just aborted her fetus after she said nice things to him on aim

[maks]

He ran awy because hes a cool dude with a cool life, he has a life for sure most definitely, tahts why he fell in lveo with a 69 year old australian woman on the intenret who just aborted her fetus after she said nice things to him on aim

me and my roommate's cousin scrounged for change around the shitty dilapidated duplex we live in, announcing "i found a nickel!" or "i just found a mother fucking quarter!!" to each other between rooms

my biggest find was a 1 dollar canadian coin (which, to my disappointment, the local smoke shop wouldn't accept) and my friend's biggest find was two 2 dollar bills which he had been saving in his drawer for years -- this lead to me having to convince my friend that 2 dollar bills arent actually rare or worth anything, and having to google this fact to prove it to him..
he also had a 1 dollar bill from 1957, but those are actually worth something (5 dollars on ebay)

so we now had our bum-assets accounted for; me with a pocketful of pennies and some canadian change, and my friend with his "rare" 2 dollar bills

we had to drive across the bridge to minnesota, where cigarettes are a good 3 dollars cheaper.. my friend's car had a flat tire, and his driver's side door is broken so we both had to get in and out of the same door..

an hour and a half later, we had managed to get the pack of cigarettes we had worked so hard for.. shortly after we each lit one up while driving back over the bridge to wisconsin, we both looked at each other and said "meh, cigarettes really aren't even that good"