did you know birds like cheese?

[always stevey]

I have to pee.

[blumpkin blownuts]

i used to date this classy girl and one time we were walking around the countryside and she was like "i'll seeya later I gotta go to the A&P" and i was kinda surprised because she never says "pee" so i was all "oh thats cool i'm gonna head over to the railyard and take a shit" and she never spoke to me again