did you know birds like cheese?

[sex with dead people]

I hate birds since they are ugly and intentionally shit on my vehicles irl.

[always stevey]

I hate birds since they are ugly and intentionally shit on my vehicles irl.

The birds hate you too.

[sex with dead people]

The birds hate you too.

Hey fuck you new kid you're not my friend anymore.

[always stevey]

Hey fuck you new kid you're not my friend anymore.

I keep tallies of my internet friends as it's very important to me.

[blumpkin blownuts]

we have tons of woodpeckers but they are so loud you can hear their song from like a mile away
but the worst is when they peck at the metal chimney cap it reverberates through the fireplace and sounds like the fucking house is falling down