Cat Avatar Guy (codey jr)

lisa still posts here occasionally bob dont worry

[maks]

yeah somehow she jumped to the head of the line in front of about 80 people who needed to be banned way more

[maks]

pretty sure iwc was jealous of her tit pictures

[blumpkin blownuts]

lisa still posts here occasionally bob dont worry

the idea makes my stomache hurt

you get a boner in your stomach?

[blumpkin blownuts]

no, it's filling up with acid and bile

sounds like you should drink more water and eat yogurt

[blumpkin blownuts]

i drank a bunch of coffee and took some diet pills with about 50 different PEA's but normally that doesn't hurt my stomache
normally thinking about lisa does though

[Genital Doli]

I am currently on the drug "doxycycline" for malaria prophylaxis.

heres a scenario: lisa flew all the way over from australia to arkansas or wherever you live, and asked to stay the night at your place to save money, you both got really drunk and high on banana peels and pencil leads and stuff from plug drugs benzo blog, and she falls on the 1970s pee stained shag carpet in your economy apartment, your sitting in your sponge of a computer chair and she looks up at you diligently posting on the forums and at that moment she realizes she wants to thank you with a tazmanian tongue twister bj. would you let her? or would you wuss out because you know her babysitter has already been there and you only like virgins

i think i should write for vice or something

i need desos opinion

[maks]

The feeling of his ectoplasm oozing down my throat got my flange custard flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. I awoke the next morning with my meat purse still salivating. I thought it was over but his flesh gordon had other ideas. I can't wait to suck the creamy load from his tallywacker. The mixture of sewer trout and man fat in my brown eye created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. The slamming makes me spritz my vertical moisture all over his balony pony.”

now thats writing

2edgey4me

ban cat avatar guy(garfield)

[maks]

“My throat was so full of huge penis and ectoplasm, the Da Vinci load was salivating down my chin and onto my droopies. The plowing makes me spit my spaff all over his blind butler. Inserting a cucumber into my ladytown got me pouring pussy batter faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his slut slayer made my spaff flow like Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home. The mixture of sewer trout and cock custard in my marmite motorway created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of.”

ban the rep abuser

[blumpkin blownuts]

if she really had to stay overnight i'd lock the house down tightly and set her up in a pup tent in the back yard with all my leftover handwarmer packets i used to cheat urine tests and have no other use for

[blumpkin blownuts]

i've been with slutty girls before against my better judgment, but they had enough redeeming qualities. lisa has nothing i want

raw dog?

[Autistic Spectrum]

you would fuck lisa, your mom would walk in on you too doing it and pretend not to see,,, and nervously ask you , oh honey i uhhhh lunch is ready for you and your little friend, but u would moan out moooooooooooooommmmmmm by mistake and this would turn lisa on even more and they ugh there's thorw up all over my keyboard its making it hard to type

[blumpkin blownuts]

that makes two keyboards with thwro-up itt

you would fuck lisa, your mom would walk in on you too doing it and pretend not to see,,, and nervously ask you , oh honey i uhhhh lunch is ready for you and your little friend, but u would moan out moooooooooooooommmmmmm by mistake and this would turn lisa on even more and they ugh there's thorw up all over my keyboard its making it hard to type

[Lisa Claus]

i've been with slutty girls before against my better judgment, but they had enough redeeming qualities. lisa has nothing i want

I have not now nor have I EVER been an option for you

I don;t even like you and you are very unattractive to me.

You keep wishing I was a slut... yeah I'm some kind of slut that would never fuck anyone like you... does that make you feel better?

Idiot.

[Lisa Claus]

you would fuck lisa, your mom would walk in on you too doing it and pretend not to see,,, and nervously ask you , oh honey i uhhhh lunch is ready for you and your little friend, but u would moan out moooooooooooooommmmmmm by mistake and this would turn lisa on even more and they ugh there's thorw up all over my keyboard its making it hard to type

wow

that's some pretty lame kind of fantasies you have about me there

[Autistic Spectrum]

no bob acutally lives with his mom and dad, this is very fesaible

uh oh i smell trouble in paradise

[blumpkin blownuts]

I have not now nor have I EVER been an option for you

I don;t even like you and you are very unattractive to me.

You keep wishing I was a slut... yeah I'm some kind of slut that would never fuck anyone like you... does that make you feel better?

Idiot.

lmao

just because i'm out of your league and you're trying to pull a reversal to save face doesn't mean you aren't a slut
you're a slut whether or not you really want to fuck me

[blumpkin blownuts]

☙ i don't fuck ugly because i like telling myself i only fucked hotties and knowing it's true
☙ i don't fuck the mentally disabled, because that's just cruel
☙ i don't fuck women with low standards in men, because that would hit my ego
☙ i don't fuck women who've let hundreds of guys cum in them because thats fucking disgusting and borderline gay

that's alot of strikes against you lisa, so you can take your thinly-veiled sexual frustrations elsewhere