I want to see this freakishly large cock dp told me he had

[Lisa Claus]

well I don't

I just think fat old slags posting on the internet to every guy they see "hey I'm really hot" or "hey I'm really cute" is fucking pathetic

and you'll never actually see a cute or hot girl post that

it's ALWAYS some fat old hideous slag

It's a bit like when steveyos says "I'm the most handsome"... only difference is I think even steveyos knows he's joking, but the women who do that they actually think it makes them hot and it invariably mean that they are not

[blumpkin blownuts]

gloria blows you both away
and iwc and ashley are probably tied for hottest ever only because i still haven't seen many pics of gloria