going to go get a chicken pie

[Lisa Claus]

yeah

I can see he's really into you

[always stevey]

We make fun of you on skype everyday.

[always stevey]

Oh shit, she got you good there.

[Lisa Claus]

uh huh

yeah he's totally your b/f

look at him, he's all over you

[always stevey]

[4/3/2013 1:58:00 AM] Elezzark: Lisa is like a rotten meat that the flies won't follow

[Lisa Claus]

yeah you sit there talking to guys in the forum about me

I'm not surprised at all that this is what you do you bush-pig obsessed dyke

you'll have to excuse me now

I'm chatting to my friend Plug Drugs on msn, you will not be mentioned in any of the many things we chat about

because frankly the interest in YOU for me goes no further than me taking you off ignore for a day and actually responding to your insanely jealous constant trolling of me, posting about me ad nauseam, even in forums that I haven't been to in over a year and signing up her4e with 20 pics of me already saved and trying to pretend to be me and cracking onto every single guy you see post in a forum and then imagining that they are you b/f

wannabe dickhead

[always stevey]

[juji]

[4/3/2013 1:58:00 AM] Elezzark: Lisa is like a rotten meat that the flies won't follow

[juji]

I have no idea you still talk elezzzark, tell him to post here

[timmy]

I have no idea you still talk elezzzark, tell him to post here

[Lisa Claus]

When someone says thereain't no flies on me they mean they are always on the go always busy flies will not land on something that's continuously moving.
timhman
I am not sure about the rest of the world, but in Australia this saying is often used when someone (especially a child) is prone to speaking their mind in a humorous or ill-timed way, or saying things out loud in an "adult" manner. An example might be if you are at a BBQ and your five year old son or daughter exclaims loudly "Wow, you should have seen the size of the rat dad chased out of the BBQ before you all arrived!!" Another example might be if a young boy was to say to an adult mechanic "My dad's car has got an inline-4 engine with dual overhead camshaft and a continuously variable transmission." The saying "There are no flies on him/her" would apply to these situations.
The saying is also used for adults who are prone to expressing an honest opinion, often in a lighthearted or humorously pragmatic way, even if it may offend or embarrass the sensibilities of those who overhear them. An example may be where a TV host is interviewing a renowned author and he asks the question "Who do you regard as the person who most inspired you to write and to whom you owe your greatest debt of gratitude?" to which the author replies with a chuckle, "Jack Daniels!"
The saying "there ain't no flies on him" could be applied here to describe this person's manner. The person may also be aware of his/her own manner and say "There are no flies on me!".

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_th...no_flies_on_me

[steveyos]

I have many forum boyfriends.

me too

[blumpkin blownuts]

When someone says thereain't no flies on me they mean they are always on the go always busy flies will not land on something that's continuously moving.
timhman
I am not sure about the rest of the world, but in Australia this saying is often used when someone (especially a child) is prone to speaking their mind in a humorous or ill-timed way, or saying things out loud in an "adult" manner. An example might be if you are at a BBQ and your five year old son or daughter exclaims loudly "Wow, you should have seen the size of the rat dad chased out of the BBQ before you all arrived!!" Another example might be if a young boy was to say to an adult mechanic "My dad's car has got an inline-4 engine with dual overhead camshaft and a continuously variable transmission." The saying "There are no flies on him/her" would apply to these situations.
The saying is also used for adults who are prone to expressing an honest opinion, often in a lighthearted or humorously pragmatic way, even if it may offend or embarrass the sensibilities of those who overhear them. An example may be where a TV host is interviewing a renowned author and he asks the question "Who do you regard as the person who most inspired you to write and to whom you owe your greatest debt of gratitude?" to which the author replies with a chuckle, "Jack Daniels!"
The saying "there ain't no flies on him" could be applied here to describe this person's manner. The person may also be aware of his/her own manner and say "There are no flies on me!".

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_th...no_flies_on_me

that makes no sense, why would a vagina with such a fast life as yours be literally covered in flies and fly larvae?

[the president of sex]

I don't want to fuck you, I want to rape you with a mop handle.

[Autistic Spectrum]

A slurry of horseshit to dump you in after you starve to death in the stumpy sex-toy
closet. We'll tell our grandkids that we used to keep an old, legless whore in there.