i'm actually in love for the first time since 2003

[blumpkin blownuts]

real fuckin love, i had accepted that i would probably never feel this way again but 10 years is not a long wait, considering... well you know

[blumpkin blownuts]

i hope everyone here someday feels like this if they don't already

your in love with the idea of being in love

lol just kidding man live it up

[sex with dead people]

real fuckin love, i had accepted that i would probably never feel this way again but 10 years is not a long wait, considering... well you know

What's his name?

[blumpkin blownuts]

i give it four months tops but better to love and lose than not love at all

[always stevey]

So ends our beautiful internet relationship. You are not worthy of my tears.

[juji]

What's his name?

John Carson

[the president of sex]

What's his name?

jack venooker

[boobz]

was ramen 2003? shit time flies

[always stevey]

Bob has replaced me like Pete did to Lisa. I feel so ashamed.

[blumpkin blownuts]

nice compassion jerkoffs

[steveyos]

I found an amazing source for comedy http://7chan.org/be/

[Desolation]

That's great man, enjoy every moment of it.

im headed to fjs

[maks]

i give it four months tops but better to love and lose than not love at all

I disagree, I was doing fine just dipping my wick for a while who needs to bring emotion into it

[blumpkin blownuts]

There's a good chance I could break 4 months actually. We just had the "pace talk" earlier because last night we were fooling around pretty heavily and had to keep stopping each other though it was clear to both of us we would've liked to have fucked. I really want a relationship rather than just sex, in fact I just don't usually enjoy sex if the emotional foundation isn't there, and fortunately she feels the same so this really has potential now to go somewhere great because we've both made the mistake in the past of jumping in the sack too early and it just spoils the relationship and before long there's no sex nor relationship.

[blumpkin blownuts]

[blumpkin blownuts]

nah we're gonna fool around again tonight, i pick her up in 3 hours

yeah you need to quit being so beta and fuck however much shit out of her you can with a 4 inch dick. if theres one thing ive learned its that when girls say no they mean yes, "i want to take things slow" really means: i wish an actual man would come in the room and fuck me into a coma with his sweaty tan abs tarzan hair and throbbing elephant cock like my dream the other night. all girls love tarzan hair.

i mean you think jennifer lawrence wants to take it slow look at that slut shes fucking amazing if i had the oppurtunity i wouldnt give her the chance to say take it slow id rail straight into her spleen non stop for 3 minutes

[Desolation]

goddamn your sig garf

FUCK THE PLAYBOOK LETS JUST DO THIS!

yeah shes my new celebricrush

[blumpkin blownuts]

yeah maybe i just had a different upbringing or something but im only in the market for something pure and true

[blumpkin blownuts]

i can't run from being high-class

nah youre afraid an experienced broad will think run all over you so you pick one you think doesnt know any better, its a fool proof way to keep a chick with you for a long amount of time but eventually youll start hating her and youll realize you cant remember the last 3 years of your life and you wasted literally tens of thousands of dollars taking her out to eat at retarded resturants and buying her gay shit like jewelry for your '6 month anniversary' and you cant ever get that time back. ever.

get it started or let it die bob. man up.

im the guy whos going to fuck her in a bar bathroom after you waited too long because you thought thats what she wanted.

[blumpkin blownuts]

well i've always gotten what i wanted from women, or at least what i thought i wanted
though i've never dated the sort of woman who expects gifts in return for affection, lol... why not just hire a prostitute