i'm actually in love for the first time since 2003

[maks]

I have every intention of getting laid tomorrow, maybe it'll ruin the relationship and in a lot of ways I hope it does, but on some level I hope and suspect it will make it better.

well thats pretty much what im doing now and its working out great

I have every intention of getting laid tomorrow, maybe it'll ruin the relationship and in a lot of ways I hope it does, but on some level I hope and suspect it will make it better.

how re you posting on maks account?

[blumpkin blownuts]

im the guy whos going to fuck her in a bar bathroom after you waited too long because you thought thats what she wanted.

my first girlfriend threatened me with that... she said it had to be right then, right there or otherwise she was going to leave and find some random guy who actually thinks she's hot enough to fuck. so i gave in and took her cherry and felt like we were basically raping each other

[maks]

well thats pretty much what im doing now and its working out great

rawdawg4lyfe

[rubycalaber]

yeah shes my new celebricrush

the scientific term is a waifu

[maks]

how re you posting on maks account?

what are you talking about I get laid all the time I don't talk about it because I'm not a 20 year old virgin who just discovered it so it's not something I need to go bragging on the internet about

[blumpkin blownuts]

I have every intention of getting laid tomorrow, maybe it'll ruin the relationship and in a lot of ways I hope it does, but on some level I hope and suspect it will make it better.

i hope so too, you're alot more sexually driven than i am so if she is too then it's all good
and you obviously are already emotionally vested in this girl to some extent

[rubycalaber]

I'm in love with desolation and we have a very healthy relationship where I don't buy things for her I just uh make her arts and crafts projects for gifts

[rubycalaber]

arts and crafts projects with my semen

i dont watch japanimation

i hope lisa likes me for real this time i cant wait i think were finally gonna tinychat and ill get to see her pecks and then maybe ill save all of my allowance and shell fly over here for real and well fall in love and talk about m0nde and stomple over dinner at mcdonalds and sneak in some sutter home wine and watch adam sandler movies togetehr

lifes good man

[maks]

i hope so too, you're alot more sexually driven than i am so if she is too then it's all good
and you obviously are already emotionally vested in this girl to some extent

I am emotionally vested, and fuck that shit seriously it fucking sucks I want my brain back what the hell's wrong with me thinking about a girl all the time

[Genital Doli]

Da,mn, garfields avatar is a pic of a girl bouncing up and down. Can you say boobs much?

[rubycalaber]

*trumpet music starts*

[Genital Doli]

the Plain Bagel meme, damn thats some good shit, the Moldy Bagel meme, damn thats some good shit, whats next the Blueberry Bagel meme? damn thats some good shit

[Genital Doli]

Codey is a poop bagel, thats right, hes a bagel dipped in poop, and the poop is the posts that he posts

[Autistic Spectrum]

spathing out with the cody crew

patrick, your irony s tired asfuck get a new gimick man

[always stevey]

i hope so too, you're alot more sexually driven than i am so if she is too then it's all good
and you obviously are already emotionally vested in this girl to some extent

That's a load of shit, you're motivated by sex all the time. How are you going to break it to the fluffers that they're not needed anymore?

[Autistic Spectrum]

who are the fluffers in that context mtic

[always stevey]

Probably the handful of sluts Bob boned before he met his love.

[always stevey]

Oh yes Cody, you're up to your ankles in pussy with your wife and all.

[Autistic Spectrum]

because cody he/she/it is here to make friends and bob hughes is his/her/it's fourm friend and tiny is a little harsh, cause as we all know bob is a chick magent, and god dammit do i really have to explain social cues to a fucking house painter, what am i doing with my life

[rubycalaber]

just saw a pic of jenifer lawrences nips

[always stevey]

EDIT:

Hey why did you edit tiny out of your post gulcat?

I haven't. Bob has fucked like multitude of vaginas this months.

[blumpkin blownuts]

EDIT:

Hey why did you edit tiny out of your post gulcat?

i've only boned a coupel sluts, i'm not promiscuous myself so i prefer women that aren't too promiscuous either

[Genital Doli]

I prefer gay men, for I am gay

[blumpkin blownuts]

I haven't. Bob has fucked like multitude of vaginas this months.

i've just been casually dating alot.
last time i took the train to the station was december and it was a huge mistake, i got tested in jan. and i'm still disease free by some miracle... well actually i can't contract viruses but this chick did time in prison and was homeless and every god awful thing you can imagine