I think Plug Drugs is right

[blumpkin blownuts]

if my dick is not in the girl 10 mins after meeting her, welp she's getting the surprise sexor, rape her till her eyes pop out of the sockets, then i rape her fucking face, dick teasing bitches

i like to wait because i want it to be special because i'm basically a total faggot who simply likes vaginas instead of dicks
so in 9/10 of my relationships i'm the one who does the teasing