think we have successfully chased away all the girls,

dating advice by marks: animal lovers need not apply

[Autistic Spectrum]

please tell me she's into cosplay i need to fap so fucking bad

[blumpkin blownuts]

you got any pics of her in a captin picard suit and bald cap

i'm not posting pics of her to be made fun of dp
she already gets enough shit from people driving by the park and yelling out their windows at them when they are all out larping

im looking at myself naked in a full length mirror and im pretty sexy i must say

[Autistic Spectrum]

[blumpkin blownuts]

please tell me she's into cosplay i need to fap so fucking bad

she makes costumes but dresses up like medival people, not like animals or anything creepy

[Autistic Spectrum]

i'm not posting pics of her to be made fun of dp
she already gets enough shit from people driving by the park and yelling out their windows at them when they are all out larping

tell her i'm sorry because that's exactly what i would do if i saw larp people in a park

yeah i sorta got the same advice but only half as long from my aunt

maybe if u would have listened u wouldn't have had that samantha alt and weird ex wife alt for so long

[steveyos]

THESE POSTS ARE BORING

[Autistic Spectrum]

i saw that paul rudd movie role models about larpping i fell like i know your gf pretty well bob

[blumpkin blownuts]

steve i just admitted i'm dating a larper nothing pleases you anymore nothing makes you laugh there's seriously nothing that makes you happy and you know who else is like that? LISA

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa is a dog troll and stevey thinks he is god troll

[blumpkin blownuts]

everybody thinks "oh it's bobhughes he's dating an '18' year old stripper who is cool and does drugs and is a beauty model" but i most admie a woman who isn't afraid to march to the beat of her own drum ok

[Autistic Spectrum]

aka she's an aspie

[blumpkin blownuts]

<--- defying expectations since 13.7 trillion B.C.

[Autistic Spectrum]

does she hve a job bob?

did you meet her at a drug addict meeting?

does she want to wear her elf suit when you fuck?

if you awnsered yes,no, and yes to those questions i think u 2 crazy kids will somehow make it

[blumpkin blownuts]

aka she's an aspie

[blumpkin blownuts]

does she hve a job bob?

did you meet her at a drug addict meeting?

does she want to wear her elf suit when you fuck?

if you awnsered yes,no, and yes to those questions i think u 2 crazy kids will somehow make it

yes i think she has 3 maybe 4 part-time jobs her favorite one is the one where she wears a viking hat and sings on stage

no she is not a drug addict, i got sick of dating addicts they are all completely fucked except for me

no she doesn't want me to wear anything when we fuck

[Autistic Spectrum]

you could always ask her too

is she cute

[blumpkin blownuts]

i have my kinks but i don't discuss them here. they don't involve costumes

[Autistic Spectrum]

get a burger king crown, next time she comes over wear it the whole time and when she asks you why, say you are trying to bond with her, then this is the most improntat part, fuck her with the crown on , she will think u are the king bob the fucking king

[blumpkin blownuts]

is she cute

looks like a young demi moore, except kinda fat with EE boobs

[Autistic Spectrum]

is she cute

he won't post a picture, he won't even ask her to post here with his friends.

[Autistic Spectrum]

looks like a young demi moore, except kinda fat with EE boobs

don't let garfiled near her

[blumpkin blownuts]

get a burger king crown, next time she comes over wear it the whole time and when she asks you why, say you are trying to bond with her, then this is the most improntat part, fuck her with the crown on , she will think u are the king bob the fucking king

i have natural vampire fangs they are the only prop i've ever needed for a kinky lover

[blumpkin blownuts]

don't let garfiled near her

i don't fucking plan on it, she would be right up his alley
and she likes girly men

looks like a young demi moore, except kinda fat with EE boobs

that doesn't answer my question just post her picture were all friends here at rubynet