About 5 or six years ago, this strange Russian woman invited to dinner at her apartment with her husband.
The dinner was awful, but the port wine made up for the hot dogs and spaghetti. After 10 or 11 glasses of port, in between shots of cheapgin, she invited me to shower. Blind with inebriation, I eagerly accepted.

She soaped my tits, ass, and finger banged my cunt. I was in shock, I had never been with a woman before and it felt gross but when
she requested that I lick her punnani, I didn't know how to tell her "no" because I was drunk.

I reluctantly knelt down to lick her pussy when she suddenly let loose a rancid golden shower on my face. I wondered what the
purpose of washing me was if she was just going to urinate on me afterwards.

I didn't know what to say. I had piss in my hair.

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Here is her site. She thinks she's a geenee