cat avatar guy is sending me sexy ass private messages, the boner i have right now, it can't be contained in mere pm's

[always stevey]

*throws yamaha on the ground flips over bar stool and crushes your cat skull with her high heels*

*casts level one million fact facer jew. your head explodes. you die. we steal your
wallet*

We are the SEPH. Your life as it has been, is over. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Negotiation is irrelevant. Freedom is irrelevant. You will be assimilated.