You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: ramen licked a butt and someone posted the pictures on her facebook page and her whole family saw
Stranger: what?
You: This chick ramen, christine herriott marks. her family literally saw her lick butts. literally.
Stranger: you m or f
You: http://imgur.com/a/XHmA5#0 <---pretty compelling evidence that ramen licks butts
You: glad it wasn;t my butt
Your conversational partner has disconnected.