have you ever eaten dandelions?

[blumpkin blownuts]

bob hughes this also applys to you and your fake husky larp gf

we already have house dates, i'm going over again thurs night we're going to curl up on the couch and play twin peaks ep.s in the background while we fuck around

and she's offered to pay next time we go out for dinner

and getting on the internet is like the last thing i want to do when i'm with a woman. it wasn't always like that... last time i got tired of a g/f i used to wait for her to fall asleep then get on the computer and she finally got sick of it