the cute one on the left that's my ex-fiance from sacramento, one time she was all fucked up and got retarded so i locked her in the bathroom by tying rope to the knob and the knob across the hall (clove hitch anyone?) and then pretending to be on the phone with her FAT PSYCHO JEHOVA WITNESS MOMMY telling her all how her kid was high and drunk and probably needed to go to rehab. It was fucking great.