marijuana is better than sex

[Lisa Claus]

but marijuana AND sex... well that beats everything

[boobz]

[elezzark]

i just woke up and had sex with my gf and then smoked weed out of my light saber vaporizer dont talk to me about weed or sex bitch

i just woke up and had sex with my gf and then smoked weed out of my light saber vaporizer dont talk to me about weed or sex bitch

cool story

[sex with dead people]

Anything would be better than sex with lisa

i just woke up and had sex with my gf and then smoked weed out of my light saber vaporizer dont talk to me about weed or sex bitch

[rubycalaber]

my analysis of this is that lisa finds weed very enjoyable because it relaxes her and she is constantly agitated at her shit life and she doesnt like sex because it stresses her out and reminds her of all the times, you know, sex didnt go so well for her

[rubycalaber]

lisa how are you for masturbation I have noticed that women with sex issues usually also have shlicking issues

are you 16 lisa

[Lisa Claus]

lisa how are you for masturbation I have noticed that women with sex issues usually also have shlicking issues

I masturbate regularly

[rubycalaber]

how do you masturbate? do you orgasm?

please note that I am literally gay and am only asking for scientific research

[Lisa Claus]

I rub myself

and yes I finish up somehow

[Autistic Spectrum]

do you rub yourself with kola bears

[Lisa Claus]

do you rub yourself with kola bears

I think about you

[rubycalaber]

do you ever penetrate yourself with your fingers or toys?

[Autistic Spectrum]

ruby what's up with you wanting to know what goes in and out of every lady's lady hole, it's werid,

[Lisa Claus]

do you ever penetrate yourself with your fingers or toys?

no I generally just rub the outside, like massage my clit

[Autistic Spectrum]

there's this little ball thing, you need to play with that it's like a bb , and then there's the little ball up in there, i call rubbing them both at the same time ,,

grinding the corn,

[Lisa Claus]

what?

:S

[Autistic Spectrum]

little ball on top, medium sized ball insside and to the back,, grind that corn cob

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://ezinearticles.com/?Coital-Ali...Her&id=5619307

[Lisa Claus]

I've never noticed any balls up there

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coital_alignment_technique

[Autistic Spectrum]

Coital_alignment_technique aka grinding the corn

[Lisa Claus]

you're weird

show me your dick

[Autistic Spectrum]

why is urban diconotiry more an authority on grinding the corn than wikipeida

Term for a sexual technique. Picture the action of grinding corn with a mortar and pestle, but grinding along the rim instead of grinding in the bowl. A penis is the mortar and a vagina is the pestle, with her pubic bone (and clitoris) the rim. Heard in an episode of HBO's "Six Feet Under", Original Air Date, 15 August 2004 (Season 4, Episode 9).

Also known as Coital Alignment Technique, a variation on the missionary position in which the man shifts upward just a bit, so his pubic bone stimulates her clitoris while his penis is still entering her vagina. This position provides maximum contact with both the clitoris and the G-spot (of vaginal intercourse).

[Lisa Claus]

ok I'll be back in an hour

you can tell me all about it then

[jon]

marijuana thread (lisa smoking a pole)

[sex with dead people]

Sickest thread ever posted. Fuck off you nasty fuckin meth whore.