You guys I found a bettle in my house

[blumpkin blownuts]

i found a lizard under a pile of dirty pants, he pretended he was dead and when i bent down to grab him he leapt way up and tried to hide under my bed but i was too fast for the fuck and put him back in the garage where they sorta(?) belong

[maks]

i found a sexy child under a pile of dirty pants, he pretended he was dead and when i bent down to grab him he leapt way up and tried to hide under my bed but i was too fast for the sexy child fuck and put him back in the dog crate in my basement where they sorta(?) belong